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Note: The episodes are organized based on information from the Hey Arnold! Wiki. A BOLD CAPITALIZED (FIN) means the episode ended after the particular . Wikimedia Commons has media related to Hey Arnold!. Articles related to the Nickelodeon animated television series Hey Arnold! Communications launched the first two-way interactive cable system, QUBE, in Columbus, Ohio. . Helga and Arnold escape the building, and meet Gerald on a city bus, despite several. Helga on the Couch is a special half-hour episode in the Hey Arnold! Dr. Bliss is also there, and tells Helga she wants to meet with her for sessions on.
Yeah, stay in school and pray that it's carnival day. It's not much of a moral, is it? How about, don't wear fake beards or you'll get arrested? No, that's no good. Stay away from "Buddy Love" movies? Closer, but that's not it, either. Come back here with that bulldozer! Sid's reaction upon seeing Big Bob and Nick on the bulldozer: Simmons by coughing at the same time, the camera pans out to show the entire circle of students, still coughing This gem after Curly intentionally drops a pencil in attempt to prank a second new teacher: Who deployed that pencil?
It was a calculated act! Walks to Curly's desk Since the foreign object is under your desk, I assume you are the enemy! What is your name? Go stand in that corner facing inward! Helga laughs You've earned yourself a corner, little lady! Harold laughs And so have you, pally! Points at Stinky You! The remaining corner now! This classic line from Curly: Major Goose begins humming a patriotic song with his hands over his ears to avoid all the kids' questions. We then get a close-up of the kids' faces, in full Nightmare Fuel mode.
Why are you doing this, Mr. Is this part of the lesson plan? Does that mean you're quitting? Simmons discovers Harold has eaten his sandwich The Wally show closes out with a knock-off of the "I Love You" song from Barney where Wally is not subtle at all about asking the kids watching the show to buy as much of his merchandise as possible.
After the Wally TV show ends, you can hear an announcer for the next program ask "Is there life on other planets and if so, do they keep kosher? Grandpa calls her out that the parrot on her shoulder is fake, until it flies away at the end.
Phil tells a reporter the story of his encounter with Big Caesar, including how the big fish swallowed him whole. Will you stop that?!
And I'm not making it up! Well, maybe I am making it up. It was a long time ago. I could've made up the whole thing. In fact, maybe it wasn't me at all, but then how come I have all this fishing gear?! And what about this actual photographic evidence? Sir, this is a photo of Hedy Lamarr. Gerald throws the ball, and instead of hitting Eugene the jinx, it easily knocks Arnold down, who has been sleep deprived.
Eugene is especially ecstatic that the ball missed him, chanting "It missed me! Eugene's depression of losing his goldfish led him to bringing Elbert, an imaginary hippopotamus to school.
The following scene, he's putting up fliers saying "Elbert ran away. He chewed through his leash. Man, losing a pretend pet? Eugene finally gets his own pet; an angel fish from the city aquarium.
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But while his back was turned, the fish was casually eaten by a shark. Sid then him offers an alternative to football. I have a great idea! How about a game of Chess? We'll have a tournament Helga's drill-sergeant nasty methods of getting the fourth graders ready for the game, which includes each of them drinking 10 power protein drinks every day until Saturday.
After exercising too hard, Harold barfs up the protein drinks he consumed. I just threw up my protein drink! He catches the football in the street and crashes into a city mailbox, crushing it in the process. He walks back across the road, sticks his right arm in front of an oncoming car, and it screeches to a halt.
At lunch in school amongst his friends plus Wolfgang and EdmundHarold gives his reason for why he doesn't want to play football on Saturday. And I have to feed my dog. Harold, you don't even have a dog!
Then I'm scared and cold and sort of nauseous. YMMV for Torvald's unfortunate injury from tripping into a small hole on the football field, therefore ending the fourth graders' seemingly flawless strategy where he gets the ball on every offensive play for them.
Eugene picks up the football Harold fumbled from the handoff and he gets dog-piled by all the fifth graders. Oops, I guess we forgot. After the fourth graders tie the game at 42 all, Eugene tempts fate on their progress.
Everything is going our way, nothing can stop us, plus it's a lovely fall day. All of a sudden, rain clouds show up with lightning and thunder. Rain falls on the park. Gerald bounces around lying on the Murphy bed in his room at the boarding house. It springs back up into the wall. I need some help.
Hyunh arguing about lint and the rules of the boarding house laundry room. The rule says all tenants must clean out the lint filter. And I'm telling you that filter was clean as a whistle when I was through. Then why did I find all of this? This lint — your lint! Some of the rules listed in the laundry room include: Riding in clothes dryer is forbidden without adult.
Modern music is not allowed on Thursdays and Saturdays. No standing around in your birthday suit in order to wash everything. Smoking permitted inside washer on rinse cycle. Hyunh is not Gerald's mother! I'm not his mother! Green who's going to be murdered. The law officials laugh in disbelief. I don't think they took us very seriously.
What makes you say that? Simmons reads Helga's love poem for Arnold for a poetry contest in class and it is signed Anonymous. When Helga hears Mr. Simmons begin to read it, she freaks out and slouches down in her chair. Gosh, Helga, you're sliding down your chair like it was your poem or something. Phoebe takes the Emily Dickinson statue she won from the poetry contest and buries it in a sandbox at the city park.
A boy jumps into the very same sandbox, unearthing the statue. It lands in front of Arnold and Gerald. They bring the statue back to Phoebe's house. When Phoebe enters her bedroom, she screams at the statue sitting in front of the window.
Phoebe reads Helga's anonymous poem in front of the audience. Everybody but Helga applauds as she faints instead. She's been shot through the heart by a pretty poem. Arnold is next in line. Here ya go, football head. Helga squirts water from the fountain into his face. Ha ha ha ha ha! Helga backhands Brainy after the water fountain prank. Helga sees Arnold's image in the river and it winks at her. Helga reads her creative writing assignment to Mr.
I put on a pink dress. I eat oatmeal for breakfast. The news is on. My dad reads the paper. I go to school. Helga just says "Oh, hi Brainy. Helga finds out the love potion form Madame Blanche she consumed was a fake.
It's just a homemade concoction. There's nothing keeping you from loving anybody. You mean, I paid you 10 bucks for some grape pop?!
And a little chamomile, uh-huh. Then I want my money back! When Helga finds out she can secretly love Arnold again, she kisses Brainy on the forehead and he falls to the ground. That was really great, Arnold! He rides his bicycle with low inflated tires up the ramp where his speed stops.
The ramp breaks and Harold falls over. The other kids laugh at him. Looks like you gotta knock off a few pounds, big boy. Arnold has Gerald learning bike-riding on a pink girl's bike with training wheels.
He doesn't think anybody will see Gerald learning at the tire warehouse, but Harold does and blabs about it to his friends. While practicing in the city park, Gerald crashes his bicycle into a garbage can.
He brakes right in front of 3 garbage cans stacked on top of each other, but they fall over anyway. A young kid passes by Gerald on a big-wheel tricycle, which changes his direction; Gerald ends up crashing into another garbage can and the bicycle launches him head first into it.
Gerald rides to the Bike-a-Thon starting line on his bike. He brakes right next to Harold and asks him, "Ready to ride He crashes into a store called "Baby Town".
The Musical of Singing Rats, especially to the crying couple in the audience. Also qualifies as a Heartwarming Moment.
I can eat way more than you can. He scarfs down 3 hard-shell tacos in one bite, then proceeds to drink pickle brine Stinky: He consumes an entire triple cheeseburger in one mouthful. Harold eats all the pickles and drinks all the brine in the jar. Harold makes fun of Seymour "The Disposal". His grandpa has more food waiting for him when he gets out.
Arnold's face turns green. He goes back into the bathroom and vomits again. At the eating contest, the first dish is hard-shell tacos from "El Patio". Harold gives up after eating just 2 of them.
Ah, I love eating! Oh, I think I ate too fast. He just took 2 bites. Harold's parents were in the audience the entire time, even after he quit. Stinky collapses after chomping into one of the stuffed bell peppers made by Arnold's grandma. What did your grandma stuff these with, football head? That recipe was a secret.
Arnold watches Seymour devour the Jolly Olly Man's ice cream. Wow, I can't beat that. You really are "The Disposal". How are you feeling? Seymour stops, belches, and continues eating Gerald: I think he's feeling pretty good. Rhonda is appropriately horrified. The Abdicator stinks trips Whoa! The Abdicator's a fake! Right after turning bad, Eugene walks along the sidewalk and falls into an open manhole.
Eugene starts to climb up the fire escape, but he misses the first step and falls down, saying "I'm okay. C'mon people, the guy has been working since Harold makes a derisive impression of Pagliacci, the Crying Clown.
Look at me, Arnold. Helga uses a slingshot to fling a small piece of paper at Arnold's nose; it causes him to wake up. Heh, I had to shut you up somehow. You were snoring louder than the orchestra.
School Girls in Unison: Squeals and all of them faint except one girl who faints shortly after Curly: Curly slides down the railing and presents Helga with an assortment of gifts before he starts singing Curly: Helga, won't you dump this guy and come to my bullfights?!
And several pairs of tights School girls again faint except for one who faints shortly after in several shades of blu-uu-ue!! Pulls out a "sword" than notices he still has a flower pot on his head and promptly throws it off En garde!!
Can Gerald and I help out this year? Oh no, Arnold Halloween is a serious business and it's not for kids. Helga mouths part of Big Bob's alien encounter story as he is telling it to Harvey and Mr. Big Bob barely looks at Helga's alien Halloween costume and goes back to reading pro football scores in the newspaper.
Dad, I just want you to look at the costume I'm wearing. The channel also aired special editions of Nick News with Linda Ellerbee. The channel occasionally airs feature films produced by the networks Nickelodeon Movies film production division, although the film division bears the Nickelodeon brand name, the cable channel does not have access to most of the movies produced by its film unit.
- Pilot- Hey Arnold
- 1A Downtown as Fruits
It launched on September 22, as Gotta See Saturday Mornings, recent episodes of certain original series may air when no new episodes are scheduled to air that week. It launched on September 22, as Gotta See Saturday Nights, recent episodes of certain original series may air when no new episodes are scheduled to air that week.
The schedule features The Thundermans and Henry Danger, premieres of the networks original made-for-cable movies also occasionally air during the primetime block, usually in the form of premiere showings. Eastern, geared toward pre-teens and teenagers, it debuted on August 15, The block featured mainly live-action series, although it featured animated series. Bill-like popsicle stick character. To them in fall ofproduced a pilot in spring ofwas in production continuously from tomade by Bartletts own production company, Snee-Oosh, Inc, which he founded in In the course of the 3-year project, Bartlett interviewed 26 astronauts to gather their experiences from launch to orbit, one of the astronauts Bartlett interviewed was four-time shuttle flier and commander and current NASA Administrator Charles F.
After developing various pilots and feature scripts, Bartlett moved to The Jim Henson Company, where he co-wrote the computer animated film Unstable Fables,3 Pigs, the series debuted on PBS stations on September 7, In AprilReady Jet Go. The Movie — The Movie is a American animated adventure comedy film based on the Nickelodeon animated television series Hey Arnold.
The film is directed by Tuck Tucker, written by Craig Bartlett, the film follows Arnold, Gerald, and Helga on a quest to save their neighborhood from a greedy developer who plans on converting it into a huge shopping mall. The film marks the film made by Nickelodeon Movies to be based on a Nicktoon. That night, Helga finds that her father, Big Bob, is working with FTI to build a new super-sized branch of his store in the proposed mall.
She ultimately sides with her father, though is hesitant to do so because of her love for Arnold, Arnold hosts a protest rally against FTI. Unfortunately, their permit is stolen by Schecks employees, Grandma Gertie is arrested, the failure encourages many of Arnolds neighbors to give up, and sell their homes to FTI. As the residents begin packing their belongings, Grandpa Phil tells the story of the Tomato Incident, when confronted, however, he denies having the document, and kicks Arnold and Gerald out of his offices.
As the deadline draws near, Arnold gets a phone call from Deep Voice, who informs Arnold that Scheck is lying. Arnold and Gerald manage to steal the key to the safe from Schecks assistant, Nick later notices the missing key, and informs Scheck. Meanwhile, Phil and the try to devise a backup in case Arnold fails. With help from agent Bridget, Arnold and Gerald sneak into FTI headquarters and access the safe, Scheck appears from behind them with the document in his hand.
He then burns the document to ensure that his plans will proceed and they manage to escape, but believe they have failed, until Deep Voice advises Arnold to obtain the FTIs security-camera footage of Scheck burning the document.